Wednesday, September 6, 2017

New species alert

We found this mooseicorn wandering in one of our local parks.  Having to adapt to market pressures, the moose community has decided to rebrand appeal to young children.  The moose marketing board worked with the moose community to selectively breed for the addition of the new horn and is hoping to expand the range of colours available over the next year.  "Moose have gotten the reputation of being boring.  The younger generation just isn't interested in them anymore." explained marketing chairman B. Moose.  Business plans shared by the marketing board suggest that the mooseicorn will be working with key social media influencers and rap personalities to build and expand the moose plus brand.  They hope that the mooseicon will be able to translate their initial success into global marketing deals that will benefit all moose, even the boring brown ones.

No comments:

Post a Comment